Just had this conversation with my 10 year old son. Him: Dad, how big is a chinese menopause? Me : Sorry? Him: how big is a chinese menopause? Me : difficult to say. Why do you want to know? Him : just wondered if they were bigger than the ones we saw on the beach in Devon? Penny drops Me : Okay, I think you mean a Portuguese Man of War
A girl I used to work with always used to have the second week off during Wimbledon to watch the final stages on TV. Her daughter was in her bedroom doing some work for college and must have had the tennis on in her small telly upstairs. She came down to make a sandwich and a drink and said to my friend " Mum what's love juice". My friend turned the TV down and embarked on a 15 minute outline of love making and the female orgasm. Her daughter by now looked puzzled and when my friend asked " why" she had asked, she told her that on the tennis commentary the umpire kept saying love and deuce and she didn't know what it all meant.!
