Have you ever played FM2006? We've got a bunch of lads, sat by the fax machine, doing it for real at Oakwell. They've been trying to sign Allsop from Hull for £50k all day. Witstillnocentrehalfart.
The centre half thing is in hand ;-) also, is Blackadder your new mate? have you spotted the irony of his name yet?
RE: The centre half thing He's got a mate called Baldrick. Or he used to play for a team called The Adders. Or he's got a massive ****. I don'r know - what's the answer?