Knock Knock...

&quot;Trick or Treat....&quot;</p>

Little *******. </p>

 

I bought a scream mask.</p>

its heartbreaking to hear them scream when i open the door.. </p>

 

cost me a fortune on 'spice' for the little ones. Trouble is, next week, the same little ones will cover my car eggs and flour

 

Wouldn't you have been better just telling them

to piss off and come on the right night?!

 

Better idea

Just don't answer the door....they can piss off after last year....every 10 mins a knock on the door for about 3 hours - can't sit down for an evening in. So this year I'm ignoring them.