knocking a turd out at work

Is it acceptable to have a face off with the bloke in the next trap over who can make the loudest farts and splashes?

 

I do something like this....

 

i find if you know who the fella is dumping next door then it's not good.

 

Not bothered about the bloke next door, but I always feel so much better when I'm being paid to do the business.

 

Why do you have a need to post a disgusting post. You need help.

 

For the new pay ones in bus station

Here I sit brokenhearted
Paid 20p and only farted

 

Advice I was once given on starting a new job "lad tha needs to know one thing. Never **** on thi own time"

 

Its hard to get a splash when yer shiteing like a sausage machine, it just rests on the bottom and flops against side of the pot with little or no water noise.

 

You desperately need a sense of humour.

 

Stand up, it helps

 

If you push one out in overtime do you get paid time and a turd.

 

If I did that what with the weight and downward thrust, I`d av a mini tsunami on mi hands, well probably not mi hands.

Spend enough time stood there trying to flush the buggar, bart swilling bathroom art.

 

Mine splashes all rarnd pot but I think its just glad to be art tbh.

 

What a **** thread

 

Its a bog standard thread tbh

 

I once got the sack for knocking out a turd at work!

The gobby fecker deserved it though. Gross Misconduct! and a 6 month suspended sentence.

 

Can you come out our way and knock a few out at our place. I'll pay for your flights and put you up for a week at the Banff springs hotel.