Looking forward to the newspaper headlines "Bearded Northener evicted from Kylie gig for frenzied w@nking"
Hang on a minute It's Farnham who lusts after Kylie , not me . I prefer women who are more "substantial" . Good grief Penfold !!
Manchester's too far Anyway I have tickets for one of the Wembley gigs and am going with Mrs Farnham so I wont be getting into the newspapers