ladies ,read this, you lads dont bother!!?

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>CREATION
>A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be
>so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
>" The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.
>God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
>God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!
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>WIFE VS. HUSBAND
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>A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
>An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
>neither of them wanted to concede their position.
>As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
>the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
>"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."
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>W O R D S
>A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a
>day...
>30,000 to a man's 15,000.
>The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat
>everything
>to men...
>The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"
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>The Silent Treatment
>A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each
>other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day,
>he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning
>business
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>flight.
>Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on
>a
>piece of paper,
>"Please wake me at 5:00 AM ." He left it where he knew she would find it.
>The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM
>and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and
>see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by
>the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM . Wake up."
>Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
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>God may have created man before woman,
>but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece .
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>SEND THIS TO SMART WOMEN WHO NEED A LAUGH AND TO MEN YOU THINK CAN HANDLE
>IT !
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