Ladies...You know when you are 8 months

Pregnant, do you seem to lose the brain , cos my missus has suddenly become such a retard...pmsl

 

Ps

I do love her to bits, but lately

 

I thought you were kicking the door down cos she changed the locks or have you found another?

 

that was my ex, the other is someone i've been with for 9 yrs on/off

 

ah right congrats pal

 

cheers mate, its a bit manic at the mo, and her sky+ every fooking baby program dunt help..lol

 

SAM!!!!!

ADY'S CALLED YOU A RETARD!!!

Go on luv, give him a good shoe-ing!!

 

RE: SAM!!!!!

She is a retard and also i lying fooking cheating slut..

thats my EX

 

RE: SAM!!!!!

Thought that was the "oTher" one?

PMSL!!!!!

 

RE: SAM!!!!!

Nope.. so you see SAM is the lying cheating slut from croydon, and Jackie is my missus. keep up mate

Did i say that SAM was the lying cheating slut from croydon.. (battered)

 

RE: SAM!!!!!

Was Sam the lass from Croyden?


Kinell mate, good job you ditched her!! She's a lyin', cheatin' slut!!

 

Medical fact - only way to keep humans breeding

otherwise we'd remember how feckin awful that last month is culminating in having to **** somert the size of a watermelon out of a hole that can only fit in a courgette!

Not to mention the hideously painful cracked nipples, torn fanny and piles.

Then there's the sleepless nights and bawling brat to take care of & thats just the father wanting to put his courgette either in torn fanny or where the piles are!!!!

 

RE: SAM!!!!!

My mate lives near Croydon.

Irrelevant but I felt I had an urge to write it.

 

Ugggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh!

Far too much detail.