lads read this!,you lasses dont bother!!??

A Man an elegant restraunt,he sits at a table
pondering what to have
and spots a smart looking well dressed woman
she is sat on her own,
he calls the waiter
take this bottle of Champaigne to the lady and ask her to join me,the waiter goes over,gives the lady the chammpers, she writes a note
he takes it back o the gent
it saya, to please me you must have,a Mrec,open top,
£200,000 in the bank,and 7 inches in your trousers

he writes back,dear lady,i have 2 Mercs,a rolls rouce,a lambougina2,000
i have £20 milllion in my bank account
but even for you im not taking 3 inches of the thing in my trousers