But is he tarting his garden up to sell as he plans to move this summer, or is he blinging his garden up for his long term future in Barnsley? I'll chuck him a bit of turf and Indian stone down if he stays, no danger.
More prosaically does anyone have any recommendations for a bog standard gardener to give mine a post winter spruce up and a bit of ongoing mowing work? Yes I am a lazy fcuker.