Any advice or recommendations where I can find a dead ex-Poet Laureate who also did a bit of a sideline in jazz criticism? Cheers.
Are you going along with Ian McMillan?</p> Anyway, best start at the seaside, they don't have cemeteries at the seaside. They just chuck em in the briny whilst playing a whistle. Look for a bleached skeleton wearing Eric Morecombe glasses.</p>
Don't talk about his parents If you do manage to run into Larkin, don't ask him how his mum and dad are, I did once only to be hit with a torrent of abuse. Next time I'll just stick to asking about his porn collection.
Extract from the Winning entry From the 1959 Battle rapping championships: "In da gentlemens club" by Andrew "Bowel" Motion Looking really hot in new fangled NHS specs Arse like a peach in my grey nylon kecks, Now don't take the piss 'cos my name sounds like a poo I'll hit you harder than the Allies in the recent World War Two You'll end up deader than that foolish bosch Goering Bum you up the bum so you end up with a sore ring To sort that out you'll need more than a lotion So don't **** wit me - I'm Andy "Bowel" Motion. You know dat.
awesome, I think he then went on to 'bum rush the show' with the caterpiller, while incorporating one of his famous bowel motions.
