Leave Jade alone if you want to have a go at a racist try this fella.

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  1. Dodworth Red

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    <table class="contentpaneopen" border="0"><tbody><tr><td class="contentheading" style="width: 100%">PRINCE PHILIP ALTERS WILL </td><td class="buttonheading" style="width: 100%" align="right">[​IMG] </td><td class="buttonheading" style="width: 100%" align="right">[​IMG] </td></tr></tbody></table><table class="contentpaneopen" border="0"><tbody><tr><td valign="top" colspan="2">

    PRINCE PHILIP has changed his will in order to bequeath his extensive collection of racist paraphernalia to his favourite grandson.
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    <div class="mosimage" style="float: right; width: 270px" align="center">[​IMG] <div class="mosimage_caption" style="text-align: center" align="center">Two peas in an unbelievably luxurious pod</div></div></p>The move comes after Prince Harry was caught on camera using racially offensive language to the shock and surprise of absolutely no-one.

    According to Palace insiders Philip considered changing his will four years ago after Harry asked to borrow his dress Swastika, but decided to wait and see if the young prince developed the maturity to wield fully-formed racial slurs.

    Now Harry is set to inherit Philip's prized copy of From Abo to Zorba: The Illustrated Dictionary of Racial Epithets, as well as his silver-plated Jew-detector and his Coolie stick.

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    Constitutional expert Denys Finch-Hatton said: &quot;Philip loves nothing more than rummaging around in jumble sales looking for racist knick-knacks from the 1920s.

    &quot;Indeed, one of his most common complaints in recent years is how no-one makes a decent pair of wog-shackles any more.&quot;</p></td></tr></tbody></table>
     
    Dodworth Red, Mar 23, 2009
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    Cracking kebab though.
     
    Dyson, Mar 23, 2009
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    MrsHallsToffeerolls Well-Known Member

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    Prince Phillip Walters ill nt
     
    MrsHallsToffeerolls, Mar 23, 2009
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    I Dont Belive That

    William is the favourite because he's older
     
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    And Harrys collection is probably better than his anyway...
     
    Dodworth Red, Mar 23, 2009
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    silver-plated Jew-detector

    amazing.
     
    Anderson15, Mar 24, 2009
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    LOL smells like Daily Mash or something similar nt
     
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    best paper by far, and its not even on paper.
     
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