http://www.sportnetwork.net/boards/read/s277.php?f=447&i=314712&t=314712&sid=277 I like this one: "It's the 11 that run on at the start that should be arrested ffs"
when the announcement was made prior to a game that it was a criminal offence to go on the pitch we used to say "Wish someone would tell Shirtliffe that!"