Leeds fans, wherever you may be

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  1. Loko the Tyke

    Loko the Tyke Administrator Staff Member Admin

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    You're not going to wemberlee
    You're in league one, for yet another year
    Dreaming of Revie and yester-year!

    One of the best hangovers I've ever had
     
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    Hicksy Administrator Staff Member Admin

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    Nice one, here's mine

    Bates Bates whatever have you done...

    You're keeping Leeds down in League One...

    You're a cheating fat old beared w&nker whose robbed your own backers and fans blind to get what you want, but look whats happened. You're ******. You'll lose your players and your ground will soon be knocked down and converted into a Matalan with ample parking. But at least your mongrel fans have got what they deserved, biggest rivals are Man Utd are they Mr Scum fan? Eh? I don't ******* think so...

    And you're biggest game next year will be Huddersfield...


    Apologies, I know the rhyme on lines 3 and 4 is a bit out, its nearly there though. Bit of work and its there.
     
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    Plankton Pete Well-Known Member

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    RE: Nice one, here's mine

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  4. Hicksy

    Hicksy Administrator Staff Member Admin

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    Thanks, should have thought of that nt
     
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    Plankton Pete Well-Known Member

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    My pleasure nt
     
  7. Loko the Tyke

    Loko the Tyke Administrator Staff Member Admin

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    I've got a headache

    Either from laughing too much at that 'song' or from the two bottles of champers I knocked back last night!
     
  8. Hicksy

    Hicksy Administrator Staff Member Admin

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    Don't laugh at my "song"

    Its a genuine song that. Needs a touch of work here and there, perhaps some violins. Actually I'll set it to a funeral march type tune. Black everywhere, people crying.

    Or am I just imagining Bellend Road last night at 10pm?
     
  9. JLWBigLil

    JLWBigLil Well-Known Member

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    If that doesn't win an Ivor Novello award

    Then there's no justice!
    (worship) (worship) (respect) (respect)
     
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    Hicksy Administrator Staff Member Admin

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    I'm happy to take praise when it comes my way nt
     
  11. Harry Hough

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    Get a move on Harrow!

    Eurovision's tomorrow night and I reckon you're on a dead cert there! (dancin)
     
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    Similar grudge match to Reds v Blades, but ....

    with one important difference - a referee who stayed in control of the aggro. From the first minute, there was the potential for this game to erupt both on the pitch and in the dug-outs (anyone see Millwall refuse to give the ball back in injury time?) There was several margin tackles, which could have caused injury and some of them led to converging of players to sort each other out. At one stage early on I thought the ref might lose it, but he didn't. So I say, well done to Mark Halsey. He took the steam out of a lot of situations; talked to the players, rather than running away from potentially difficult situations; got the big decisions right; stayed calm (ish).

    He made sure the red mist didn't ruin the game and, possibly, a player's career. Please note this performance in this type of match FA and Mr. A. D'Urso!!!!
     
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    RE: Nice one, here's mine

    The best poems son't rhyme... ...apparently! :D
     

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