Leeds Joke Someone Just Told Me

A man desperate at Leeds' current situation decides to top himself. In his living room, alone, he prepares to hang himself. At the very last moment, he decides upon wearing his full Leeds kit as his last statement. A neighbour, catching sight of the impending incident, informs the police. On arrival, the police quickly remove the Leeds kit and dress the man in stockings and suspenders. The man, totally confused asks why. The policeman simply replies, "it's to avoid embarrassing your family."