let me tell you of a PleasNT,SAD Story

How can a Story Be Pleasant and SAD
several years ago
i was sat ,doing nowt in the kitchen
when i heard a yelp,at the Back door
when i looked ,there laid flat on her face
was my wifes good friend she was aged 65,and 5 foot tall lady
she could not get up and the only way i could help her
was for me to sprag my self against the door and
ease her up from the front
to do this we were embracing each other
and i felt every muscle in her front
now the best part she was well endowed
normally at that age things are sagging
but not this lady
boy oh boy,i nearly let her fall so i could start again
when eventually
i got her erect,, and iwas erect too
She said
you little Bugger you enjoyed that
what a lady she was
she was full of fun
the SAD part
she had called to tell the wife she had the worst type of Bowel cancer

6 weeks Later she died