Right if you was to be a superhero or a villain (depends on what floats your boat) who would you be. Also why do the bad guys always have better outfits ? Said is was another random thread.. Enjoy this one.
The Invisible man. Then I could go and have a wnak in Rhona Mitra's house when she was having a bath and that.
ahhhh but you overlooked summat firstly she would hear you heavy breathing, secondly the jizz.... that would certainly give you away.
If I were the invisible man I would operate in central defence for the reds and trip up opposing strikers. I would also stand next to the opposing keeper and shout "OI" just as one of our lads was about to shoot.