Let's pull christmas songs to pieces

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  1. Sup

    SuperTyke Well-Known Member

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    "I wish it could be christmas every day"
    Really? No shops open. No employment. Turkey EVERY day. Family round EVERY day?
     
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    Drinking by 9am every day, presents every day, shitloads to eat every day, fall asleep in front of the TV with no-one mithering thi every day, decent telly every day...where do I sign?
     
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    Let's pull your post to pieces

    He doesn't sing 'Christmas day every day', just 'Christmas every day' - which is pretty much the whole of December.

    That means plenty of boozing, less work than normal, and a giant **** off turkey to look forward to on the 25th! Plus the football calendar always impresses, and more boozing is just around the corner!

    For some people it means a nicely times bonus, and shops like HMV start putting all their saucy calendars in more prominent positions - hours of fun!
     
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    Be lovely having all the family round everyday, new years resolution for me is to see more of them more regular, nice....
     
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    When the snow man brings the snow

    No he doesn't
     
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    Re: When the snow man brings the snow

    I'm dreaming of a white Christmas


    School closures
    gridlocked roads
    Frozen pipes/burst pipes
     
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    'I'm walking in the air, we're floating in the midnight sky'

    ... no your either on drugs or a 'soon to be' air accident statistic.
     
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    Re: 'I'm walking in the air, we're floating in the midnight sky'

    "Christmas time. Don't let the bells end"

    What if we don't like bells and want the bells to end?
     
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    Eyes full of tinsle and fire?

    No, I prefer mine full of retinas and pupils and the like, thanks very much.
     
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    "I always wake up in a puddle of wee"

    Never happened :D
     
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    Bar Rappa Bum Bum ??

    What's that then?

    TM and TFP going at it in the Groggers?
     
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  12. Sup

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    Liar
     
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    A day in the life.... at Aunties.
     
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    Come

    They told me.
     
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    Re: Bar Rappa Bum Bum ??

    Proper Crimbo by Avid Merrion.
     
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