lighten the mood..

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    Artisan-baker-red Well-Known Member

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    A bra and some jump-leads walked into a bar.
    The barman says I'm not serving u two!
    Your off your tits and your mate looks like he's gonna start something!


    ill get mi coat….
     
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    Police came round to mine today and told me that my dog was chasing someone on a bike.
    I told them it cant be my dog, as my dog doesn't even have a bike.
     
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    How did they walk into a pub? That would have been my response if I were the bar steward.
     
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