Limerick for JIm O'bBrien

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  1. Tarntyke

    Tarntyke Well-Known Member

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    I did it it an earlier thread so just in case you missed it. Please feel free to add/improve

    There was a young man named Jim
    Who's face became noticably dim
    But this isn't so weird
    As he has now grown a beard
    But I don't think it suits him.
     
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    We once signed up some Scottish git
    Who last season was thoroughly ****
    But he grew him a beard
    And although it sounds weird
    It's livened his game up a bit.
     
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    Jimmy's our all-action winger
    Who thinks he's a bit of a singer
    But if he wants us to rave
    He needs a good shave
    'Cos right now he looks like a minger.
     
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    Have a look, you're see Jim on the wing
    He's better than Disco at that sort of thing
    Last season he was w-nk
    He did nothing but plank
    But this season he's making us sing..
     
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    ok this is crap but...

    There was a young man called Jim
    Who last season was really grim
    Same again this year ,we feared
    but he's grown a black beard
    and the power of Samson's in him
     
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    A clean shaven winger called Jim
    Tried dribbling. The product was grim.
    But as whiskers he grew
    Down the touchline he flew
    Now we all raze our stubble to him
     
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    Bravo!!
     
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    we have a winner !
     
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    a couple of decent attemprs, but can do better, here's another

    So as not to be called a fairy
    Our Jim let his face become hairy
    But no need for that thing
    coz when he's out on the wing
    defenders already find him quite scarey
     
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    Re: a couple of decent attemprs, but can do better, here's another

    Had me going this - I thought he was off to the the League of Ireland!
     
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    Re: a couple of decent attemprs, but can do better, here's another

    never fear thereev is here.......whats up with that?
     
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    Look everybody our jim is
    clean shaven,
    no longer he resembles osama bin
    (layden)

    and now his beard is of legend and
    romance
    lets hope it doesn't deflate his magical
    performance
     
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    Luke Steele is our Number One save man
    Sir Bobby our fearless and brave man
    But a clean-shaven Jim
    Doesn't do a damn thing
    So please revert to Captain Caveman
     
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    Reprise

    We're unlucky with shaven Scot James
    Who's crosses don't go where he aims
    So afford him more room
    Till his stubble doth bloom
    When a beard grows we'll win more games
     
    Eutychus, Oct 29, 2011
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