Limerick suggestions

It's late at night and bored before the sleep and work so how's about a limerick about BFC?

There was a famed team at the 'Well'
Which had overachieved for a spell
Along came old Dan
Who said 'I'm the man'
And 'I'll like all the loanees to gel'

Yes, I know...........

 

We have a player McCourt
Who Danny says don't play as he aught
When he's not in
We struggle to win
And it's like playing a man short


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There once was a lad called Brek Shea
Who lost it at 'Udders away
But that was not it
It's the fact he was sh*t
Makes me glad that we got shut today.

 

There was a young man fromt U S of Ay
Called mister brek Shea
He's built like a tank
But wor ****ing w.ank
Cos he had heart of a pey.

Apologies,

 

There once was a lad called Brek Shea
Whose hair was decidedly gay
Even though he was cack
And we sent the lad back
His wages we still have to pay

 

Break shay was a big bloke
Who came from a team called stoke
After the game he started to linger
Showing off his huge middle finger
Upsetting some delicate folk