Little Ditty for 1st April

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  1. Get

    Getrammellon Active Member

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    To the tune of 'Ronnie Moore is an excessive masturbator'

    "Winnall wanted Wednesday
    And so he got his wish
    Now he's sat on dee dar bench stinking a tuna fish....ohhh"

    Al get me coit!

    (Repeat for 90 minutes)
     
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    woolley mammoth Well-Known Member

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    Winnall you're a *an*er
    You wear the *an*ers hat
    You wanted first team football
    But look just where you're sat

    (Presuming he's ont bench like)
     
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    With everyone pointing :)
     
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    Getrammellon Active Member

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    Sam Winnall, Winnall
    Whatever will be will be
    Sat on the bench I see
    Your now worth **** all
     
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    And then he comes on and scores twice. Brilliant.
    Personally I'd just completely ignore him. Totally blank him. No booing, no applauding, nowt.

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  6. woolley mammoth

    woolley mammoth Well-Known Member

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    2nd verse

    You could have stayed at Barnsley
    With Hecky and his men
    but now you're with the piggys
    You'll never play again
     
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    Getrammellon Active Member

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    What tune is that one to Micky?
     
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    Agadoo.

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    woolley mammoth Well-Known Member

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    Final version

    (Still hoping Winnalls ont bench)


    Winnall you're a *an*er
    You wear the *an*ers hat
    You wanted first team football
    But look just where you're sat

    Conor could have joined you
    But he said no f*** that
    I hate those piggy b*****ds
    and Winnall is a t**t
     
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    JamDrop Well-Known Member

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    I personally enjoyed your '2nd verse' one and it leads well back into 'Oh...'
     
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    Simon De Montforte Well-Known Member

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    All this Winnall hating is a bit pathetic. he was instrumental in two Wembley wins and promotion to this league as well as the 8th spot we now find ourselves in.
    I find it sad that we can't sing a song for Bradshaw or Kent (Both scorers against Leeds) yet we waste time trying to compose a song for someone who's left us.
     
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    tyrone1 Banned Idiot

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    Just ignore him
    Completely. Blank. The pillock
     
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    Exactly
     
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    Reads more like a battle rap... like it.
     
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    Omen Well-Known Member

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    Oh cheer up. Its a bit of piss take.
     
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    Omen Well-Known Member

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    Like
     
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    Waste time? It's not while 1st April !!
     
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    Getrammellon Active Member

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    I've tried me best for you with this one... (has to be sung super quick though)
    "Winnalls on fire, but Bradders and Kent are distinguishing him in a timely manner, Winnalls on fire....."
    Really quick
     
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    Simon De Montforte Well-Known Member

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    That's quite funny :eek:
     
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    Getrammellon Active Member

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    I can't see it catching on though!
     
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