LL Cool Dirk

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  1. Isl

    Isle of Wight Tyke Active Member

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    "I Need Love"

    When I'm alone in my box sometimes I stare at the wall
    and in the back of my mind I hear Full Ponty call
    Telling me I need a girl who's as sweet as a dove
    for the first time in my life, I see I need love
    There I was giggling about the games
    that I had played with many hearts, and I'm not saying no names
    Then the thought occured, I quite enjoy ring burn
    as I admit it to myself, my stomach starts to churn
    I like to feel it inside, I can't explain how it feels
    all I know is that for me, this is the real deal
    Playing make believe pretending that I'm true
    holding in my belly as I say that I love you
    Saying amor kissing you on the ear
    whispering I love you while I’m nailing your rear
    Although I often reminisce I can't believe that I found
    a desire for gay love floating around
    Inside my soul because my soul is cold
    one half of me deserves to be this way till I'm old
    But the other half needs affection and joy
    and the warmth that is created with some boy on boy
    I need love
    I need love

    Romance sheer delight how sweet
    I gotta find me a man to make my life complete
    You can scratch my back, and do it dry or moist
    I don’t mind receiving, tonight is Tarquins choice
    I'll give you a rose, pull out my nob for you to eat
    kiss you on the cheek and say ooh boy you're so sweet
    It's deja vu whenever I'm with you
    I could go on forever stabbing your poo
    But where you at you're neither here or there
    Do you think head and shoulders will get this spoff out my hair
    Damn sure you ain't in my closet, or under my rug
    this gay love search is really making me tug
    And if you know who you are why don't you make yourself seen
    take the chance with my love and you'll find out what I mean
    Fantasy's can run but they can't hide
    and when I find you I'm gon' pour all my love inside
    I need love
    I need love

    I wanna kiss you hold you never scold you just love you
    suck on your neck, caress you and rub you
    Grind moan and never be alone
    if you're not standing next to me you're on the phone
    Can't you hear it in my voice, I need man love bad
    I've got money but love's something I've never had
    I need your bottom lips sweet face and all
    I love you more than a man who's 3 feet tall
    I'd check for glaucoma in your eyes
    we're so in love when we hug we become paralyzed
    Our bodies explode in ecstasy unreal
    you're as soft as a pillow and I'm as hard as steel
    It's like a dream land, I can't lie I never been there
    maybe this is an experience that me and you can share
    Clean and unsoiled yet sweaty and wet
    I swear to you this is something that I'll never forget
    I need love
    I need love

    Barely changed a thing. Why wasn't LL Cool J shot dead by NWA?
     
  2. Oxf

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    "Saying amor kissing you on the ear
    whispering I love you while I’m nailing your rear"

    Just brilliant.
     
  3. Gue

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    More effort next time please.
     
  4. Isl

    Isle of Wight Tyke Active Member

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    agreed

    The actual lyrics are funnier but I wanted to avoid legal action.
     

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