ff A couple take on an 18 year old girl as a lodger. She asked if she >could have a bath but the woman of the house told her they didn't have a >bathroom and she could use a tin bath in front of the fire. > >"Monday's the best night, when my husband goes out to play darts," she >said. > >So the girl agreed to have a bath the following Monday. After her >husband had gone to the pub for his darts match, the woman filled the >bath and watched as the girl got undressed. She was surprised to see >that the lass didn't have any pubic hair and told her husband when he >came home. > >He didn't believe her so she said: "Next week I'll leave a gap in the >curtains so that you can see for yourself." > >The following Monday, while the girl again got undressed, >the wife asked: "Do you shave?" > >"No," said the girl. "I've just never grown any hairs down there. Do >you have hairs?" > >"Oh yes," said the woman and she showed off her great, hairy muff. > >When the husband got back in, she asked: "Did you see?" > >"Yes," he said. "But why the hell did you have to show her yours?" > >"Why," she said. "You've seen it all before." > >"I know," he said, "but the f**king darts team hadn't!" > (H)