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  1. The Full Ponty

    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    Blimey!

    I'd want it gold plated for that!
     
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  3. The Full Ponty

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    It's the slide in the back garden.

    It must be some kind of time portal - so is worth at least £5m.

    I've just phoned them & told them to get fecked right off.
    It seems I have a way with words, or summat.

    Now stop flirting with Kev & get the kettle on.
     
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    Definatley!!!!! summat dodgy there. and its in a crap place aswell

    all houses are over priced
     
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    RE: It's the slide in the back garden.

    I was thinking that the butler sink the kitchen has to be worth at least a couple of mil.

    And them southerners complain about price rises down there ... pah ...
     
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    Oh , come on mate

    Look at that garden !
    It seems a perfect location for all those hard core porno movies , featuring insatiable MILF's .
    And Wayne .
     
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  7. The Full Ponty

    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    Yes, but ...

    ... it might come with £5m cash-back & a 30 second back scuttle of the owners 18 year old daughter?

    Or the washing up liquid bottle on the kitchen sink might contain a secret elixir that gives the owner immortality?

    I'm not sure.
    It's got me confused.
     
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    What about the washing line?

    It's one of those fancy spinning round ones.
    Must be worth a million at least.

    Lee Butler sink?
    No wonder he only played at Halifax - he didn't need the money if he invented the sink.
     
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    It does seem quite "private".

    For £5m I'd want Jenna, Kobe & Sylvia to be ready & willing in each bedroom every neet.
    In fact - all in the same bedroom, as cross polination would be compulsary.

    You always lower the tone.
    I'm having a grown up chat about property & you bring porn into it.

    You make me sick.
     
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    It's a gift!

    I'm always upsetting people on here .
    Crystal's now going to get a knuckle sandwich .
     
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    She'll be getting a sandwich alright ...

    ... a big black man sandwich.

    In a Taxi, or summat.

    Oh aye.
     
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    It'd have to be a big taxi

    If I were to be the filling between two 'big' men . :pff
     
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