Lorraine Kelly

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  1. John Peachy

    John Peachy Well-Known Member

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    Yes, I would.

    If I only could.

    I surely wood.
     
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    I reckon she’d be dirty as fook.
     
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    Yes, that had crossed my mind.
     
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    On Googling her she writes for the Sun. My ardour is not as harder.
     
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    I can concur.
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    A great Arab.
     
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    OMG
     
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    Was never a fan of Dundee Cake, but I quite fancy a slice now.
     
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    Threesome with her and Ann Diamond. Actually, scrub that. Better with Michaela Strachan and.... Michaela Strachan.
     
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    You really should be in the circus.
     
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    She is actually from Glasgow
     
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    I'm not that fussy.
     
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    Bumping this thread, coz otherwise it's time to get the service revolver out.
     
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    Its all very Scotch to me, I thought Dundee was in Glasgow. :D
     
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    Wrong coast pal. I bloody love Scotland (& Northumberland too), easily the best part of the UK, if you take out Angelsey & Pogmoor
     
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    The east coast, and Cornwall are a few of my favourites. I also like a day out in Brighton as well when the weather is nicer.
     
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    I've got to go out unfortunately coz I think I might have enjoyed the banter here.
     
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    Soft lovely person. LOL...
     
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    Im on the east coast now and its bloomin freezing here, a walk on the beach brings out the icicles on your nose and ears.
     
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    I read that as testicles on your nose.... where's my specs
     
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