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  1. Ali

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    Been to lunch wi babe consultant... tucking into my salad, chowed down on a cherry tomato.

    You know whats coming eh? Yep the bugger exploded in my gob... talk about spit or swallow... more spit n choke. Out spurts the pips wi such velocity that they got him reyt darn his nive clean white shirt. T'other aif went straight down my throat... leaving me coughing n spluttering half masticated salad.

    Nowt like making an impression eh?

    :(( :(( :(( :((
     
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    Brilliant , needed a good laugh after lousy shift . Thanks little mate .
    <img src = "http://web5.vs248007.vserver.de/lamp/lamp-40515.jpg">
     
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  3. Ali

    Alityke Active Member

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    Mmmm... thank you for underpants

    on Frankie(L)
     
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  4. JLWBigLil

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    No , no , no little mate

    Thank YOU for your avatar . Just surprised that Dave could keep the camera still !!!!:pff
     
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  5. Ali

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    Oh aye.... you should have seen us prancing round on that beach.

    Wo a bit blowy rahnd mi nether negions like :eek:
     
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    Av teld thee afoor lass

    Tha can't beat Flamborough for putting a bit o' colour inter thi cheeks !!!!(wicked)
     
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    Hehehe... you dozy bugger!!

    So u didn't get laid then?

    (respect)
     
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  8. Ali

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    Oy... FFS

    We been working together 11 years!!!

    If there was any 'laying' to be done would have been done already :eek:

    Rolls eyes... what are you lot like:pff
     
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    Did you really need to ask that question?

    (doh)
     
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  10. Gue

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    RE: Did you really need to ask that question?

    Oh aye!

    Ali wouldn't have expected anything else!

    (Y)
     
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  11. Ali

    Alityke Active Member

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    You are the proud owner of

    a hug in the snug... aka go check thi pm box
     
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  12. Gue

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    A good rule of thumb is...............

    ......a lady never puts a whole anything in her mouth.
     
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  13. JLWBigLil

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    That is very true

    And it's usually my little mate who drags us all , kicking and screaming , into the gutter !!!:pff
     
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    RE: A good rule of thumb is...............

    who said i'm a lady... and it was only a teeny weeny tomato

    packed wi TNT like
     
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