Made me laugh anyway...

A match report from a Millwall fan site called 'House of Fun'

The 10,000 odd crowd wasn’t really boosted by the travelling contingent as only about 300 made the journey down There is, apparently, a valid reason for this rather poor showing. Up north, believe it or not, they still have industrial holidays. What, I hear you ask, are industrial holidays? Well, I shall tell you.

The industrial holiday is where a company closes for three to four weeks during the summer months and all employees take annual leave. This was, in general, thought to have been eliminated a long time ago once the working classes finally broke free of oppressive mill owners but, of course, up north, this is still the way these unfortunate cretins still carry out their miserable existence.

Can you imagine having to take your summer holiday at the same time as all your work colleagues (who are also your neighbours and friends) and then spending the two precious weeks in the same hotels as them, all going on the same bloody excursions to see monks making wine and if you're not at your Hotel table spot on seven you miss the bowl of Campbell's Cream of Mushroom soup, the first item on the menu of International Cuisine, and every Thursday night the hotel has a bloody cabaret in the bar, featuring a tiny emaciated dago with nine-inch hips and some bloated fat tart with her hair brylcreemed down and a big arse presenting Flamenco for Foreigners…

Sorry, I went all Monty Python there….

But…this is what these norvern monkees still do hence the poor turn out, these 300 were either unemployed or are the ****ing mill owners…

 

I'll give him that. He's got us pretty much worked out. I don't miss the "Vickers Fortnight".