Made up jobs #1 - Human Resources

stealing a living. WITHOUT A SHADOW.

 

#2 - Any job in a Primary Care Trust

Professional meeting holders, draining NHS resources.

 

#3 - Postmen

We are still having a go at them aren't we?

 

RE: #2 - Any job in a Primary Care Trust

#3 - Wibbledygook Nigglefanger Bloopydoo Facilitator.
Now that's a made up job.

I've not got the hang of this, have I?

 

#4 - Anyone with 'Administrator' in their title

a bit of filing and a lot of eBaying.

 

#4 - nail technician

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technician?</p>

 

#257 Jay's stylist.

This could be fun

 

#341 The man who nails miniature Jesus's to crucifixes for Elizabeth Duke at Argos nt

 

Charity workers. nt

 

RE: Made up jobs #5 - Prime Minister nt

 

Oy! The chance of getting on Ebay would be a bloody miracle nt

 

#551 - Simon Davey's Personal Trainer.

The fat get.

 

#6 -Optometrist-what on earth is that except.............

a money making machine

 

#69 Eaststanders humour coach

(blagger) (blagger) (blagger) (blagger)

 

#7 - IT Help Desk nt

 

the true #1 is POLICE...no such people( unless of course you count traffic cops Tons of those)

 

#2 jade goodys beautician and PR Manager nt

 

Any job that needs three words to describe it.

Executive Outreach Officer</p>

Community Care Coordinator</p>

Parole Aftercare Supervisor</p>

and on and on</p>

 

Get-Away-Boys Co-ordinator nt

 

That started a whole genre

http://www.wakefield.gov.uk/NR/rdonlyres/D71CDCFC-F8B6-4160-AAC1-AC49AE4D7F78/0/Beacon_CaseStudy_RelationshipsAndSexEd.pdf