I'm off to bed shortly and I'll probably have a tug, what grip do you recommend? I was thinking maybe an eastern grip on my backhand therefore enabling me to produce more spoff.
Easily the best for more topspin but it may get a bit uncomfortable if you have to go low. Hope that helps
my tip i tend to use the other hand method, No not the day time crew method of sitting on your left hand and thinking its someone else.. soo 80's i'm talking "the other hand" ie the partner that the partner dunt know abart.. works everytime...so i'm told........like
if the missus is asleep, what's the one that creates the least friction? I'll worry about where it lands in the morning.
As lolng as there is no overhead smashes !! You should be Ok with just a little Chalk on your grip!!!
try gypsum..</p> any unfinished building repairs around the house... use it to your advantage by covering your fingers with dry plaster to gain extra purchase during your two fingered oriental **** fest ... lol</p>
quality. "No love I'm not having a wnak against the wall, I'm doing basic repair work to the plaster"
See you sat that "find that fluff from under the bed.......etc" What else did you try before you got to the fluff?
If fluff really is your thing. Maybe you could cut a small hole in the back of a teddy. It'd be much more discreet, and you can thow it out afterwards. Anyone going though your rubbish would just innocently think "ahhhh look at that, madmark62's growing up"* *obviously your name really has to be madmark62 for people to think that.
The tweezer grip in the bell is 'handy' for a quickie but for real pomp and longevity the Vespasian Root grip with the palm firmly clenched around the **** root and then a sort of a circular cum indulating motion will provide hours of lasting pleasure.