Man gets stopped by the police driving down the road

...police officer says 'Your wife fell out of your car four hundred metres back'. Driver says 'Oh that God for that, I thought I'd gone deaf'.

Man gets stopped by the police. Officer knocks on the window. Driver rolls down the window and says 'Do you mind? I'm on the phone!'

Simon Davey gets stopped speeding. Police man lets him off. Simon say 'What the **** have I got to do to get three points?'

Only joking.

COME ON YOU REDS!!!