man trapped under cheese

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  1. Artisan-baker-red

    Artisan-baker-red Well-Known Member

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    Artisan-baker-red, May 7, 2016
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    They had to get him out very Caerphilly :eek:
     
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    A boy sneaked into the kitchen last night in the Curry Mahal and fell into a vat of curry powder. He was taken to hospital where he's still in a korma.
     
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    Heard he was feeling a bit under the cheddar

    *gets coat*
     
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    Under there for so long. I'd have gone emmental. Hopefully he'll get feta soon
     
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    *shelf falls over*

    Man: Edam!
    Passer-by: No, it's Gouda
    Man: This is not Gouda!
    Passer-by: You've made a completely mozzarella
    Man: I think I've hurt a Limburger
    Passer-by: Do you feel Ilchester?
    Man: If you Carré de l'Est I might be able to get out
    Passer-by: You'll be black and Danish Blue by the end of this!

    Source: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheese_Shop_sketch
     
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    I'm Spartacus Well-Known Member

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    Never really a crisis as he could breathe quite easily due to a Cheshire gap...
     
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    Jack Tatty Well-Known Member

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    All a big publicity stunt.


    How dairy.
     
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    Leicester still on top then.
     
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    MrsHallsToffeerolls Well-Known Member

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    Man named as Gordon Zola.
     
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