Many Happy Returns The Full Ponty

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  1. Gue

    Guest Guest

    HaveA Good Un :)
     
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  2. Thrappo Tyke

    Thrappo Tyke Well-Known Member

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    Aye I'll second that

    Happy birthday fella.</p>

    I'm sure you'll 'do it' in style. </p>

    'Have one' on me! What this is I'll let you decide...</p>
     
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  3. EastStander

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    Happy Birthday

    Are you finally a teenager?
     
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    Happy Birthday, love. Have a fab day ya old sod
     
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  5. E.I. Addio

    E.I. Addio Well-Known Member

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    Tell me......

    .... I don't share a birthday with that tw@t.
    PEEERLEASE !!
     
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  6. The Full Ponty

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    Happy Birthday to me

    Happy Birthday to me
    My dog has got fleas
    It's a big Dalmation
    So I hung it from a tree

    We may share a Birthday - but they're at least 4 decades apart ... you owd lovely person.
     
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  7. E.I. Addio

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    RE: Happy Birthday to me

    Four !! Think again.

    One mebbies. One and a half at a push. But 4 decades would make you 6..................... Oh aye, right enough then.

    No school today?
     
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  8. The Full Ponty

    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    Aye.

    I was born in the 1970's.

    You were born in the 1930's.

    I think I've made my point.
     
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    aye happy birthday fella nt
     
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  10. Tomi

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    HBTFPLOL

    Have a good one.
     
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  11. The Full Ponty

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    "HBTFPLOL"?

    Is that a Finnish soft metal band who sing about Polar Bears, or summat?

    Just replaced my sofa.
    I squeezed 18 litres of spilled white wine from the old one.
    Grrr.
     
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  12. E.I. Addio

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    White wine?

    Doubt it. Spoff and such more like.

    Have you thought about making a soup?
     
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    Aye from me aswell to the funniest guy on this here BBS' Ps i hope you are spoffing well tonight .... (nodding2fingers) ....

    Oh and to eladiouer! who is the King of the braggers on this board , Bet you got some tales to tell eh? .... :D ....
     
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  14. The Full Ponty

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    Come on, Stevie.

    I like you, Stevie.
    Like Dirks Lovingstone victims - you're simple, but I like you.

    Who is this Eladiouer person you've just made up?
    I'm as confused as your psychiatrist.
     
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  15. The Full Ponty

    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    Go ballax thee.

    Just send your lass round tuneet to dish out my Birthday present.
    Tell her to bring the full bag of tricks.

    Yours in sport,

    Bob Sparracuda.
     
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    Happy bidet old bean

    Thee & Hartog getting JC rarnd for a spit roast celebration?
     
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    RE: Come on, Stevie.

    (I like you, Stevie) Like?? FFS i love you I'd even help yeah hang a Dalmatian ' Now that is pure undying love ....

    But it is well deserved in your case .... (heart) ....
     
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  18. The Full Ponty

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    I've got plenty of love soup to go around.

    I make a stock with my special baby brine.
    It's full of protein.

    Poor Tomi.
    We had a meal - and we all went onto beers.
    Thomas stayed on the white wine that was served with the gourmet chips & egg ... but decided that instead of drinking the fecker he'd just pour it all over the sofa.

    The suicide rate in Finland is high - but not quite high enough.
     
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  19. The Full Ponty

    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    Eh?

    Are you suggesting that I want to have a gangbang with the son of God?

    Cheers big lad.
    Had a celebration meal on Friday & Setdi neet.

    I can't stretch to 3 Burger Kings in one week.
     
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  20. Jay

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    Happy Birthday

    You old bald ugly b.astard
     
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