Marian Pahars released by Southampton

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    Chef Tyke Well-Known Member

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    #1 Chef Tyke, May 4, 2006
    injury prone.

    get im signed.
     
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    #2 Jay, May 4, 2006
    Marian Pahars

    Sounds like a mountain range.

    Go east noble sir, follow the Lampard river to the summit of the Marian Pahars.
     
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    #3 Guest, May 4, 2006
    RE: Marian Pahars

    You want to get a Carbon Monoxide alarm in your house.
     
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    #4 Isle of Wight Tyke, May 4, 2006
    RE: Marian Pahars

    It could sound like anything surrounded by the right words, for example.

    "pass us them marian pahars mate, this head gasket needs replacing"

    see he's now a garage tool.
     
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    #5 Jay, May 4, 2006
    RE: Marian Pahars

    I couldn't keep my hands off her Marian Pahars.
     
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    #6 Isle of Wight Tyke, May 4, 2006
    RE: Marian Pahars

    I'm guessing t*ts.
     
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    #7 Jay, May 4, 2006
    No, that would be

    The bird table was a swarm with blackbirds, thrushes, sparrows and Marian Pahars.
     
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    #8 Isle of Wight Tyke, May 4, 2006
    RE: No, that would be

    So what was it then, just so I know for future reference.
     
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    #9 Jay, May 4, 2006
    We were back to mountains

    A woman's love mountains. Her lovely lady lumps. Like you said, tits.
     
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    #10 Isle of Wight Tyke, May 4, 2006
    seriously Jay

    a woman's love mountains!

    Do you write romance novels?
     
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    #11 Guest, May 4, 2006
    He does

    Under the pen name " Felicity Sneddon-James"
     
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    #12 Jay, May 4, 2006
    No, but

    I'm courting an 18th century scullery maid.
     
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