One of our players this week said 'the players at Barnsley would react badly if a sergeant major type was brought in'. Well yer know what................thats exactly what we need !!! If I was manager the first job would be to walk straight into the dressing room and kick Odejayi straight in the stonks Second job would be to have by the neck up against the wall - Hamill then JCR and then Kozluk and slap them about a bit while screaming in their faces - you foooking 3 whimps this season have lost the previous manager his job !!!
Brilliant Nudge... Odejayi would then react and miss and smack Kozzie round lug 'oil which wouldn't be such a bad thing .
Polished black cherryblossom nackers................... .............I didn't know you could polish yer own nackers Do they shine up so you can see yer own face in um S)
Well said that man.... ... have you thought about joining the diplomatic corps? The Foreign Office perhaps? Clearly if you were the manager we'd be out the bottom of the football league like **** through a goose. Gi-ower nar eh?
Singing Detective................. Can yer remember that part of that theer Singing Detective when she were laid in bed, Jemma Craven I think it was, with lipstick round her nipples. Well I have a similar situation now at home. I have black cherryblossom polish round mi nackers..........and as hard as I rub I still cant see mi face in um (dunno)