PC - Hi Mark, lets cut straight to the chase, we're in the sh*t can you get us out of it? Mark - Yes but I need a few guarantees PC - of course Mark - I need a million quid to spend PC - heres 1.5 anything else Mark - I want my own coaching staff too PC - well the ones we have now are crap anyway Mark - Oh theres one more thing PC - go on Mark - I'd like the stands moving back 30 yards and the pennistone dairy herd to graze the pitch Monday to Friday PC - deal
