With a M-A-R and a T-I-N, A C-R-A and another N, An I and an E and what do you see Martin Cranie's effin qual-i-tee!
This would be brilliant in full swing, one of those that could go on for hours. Then eventually get annoying ha
CRA NIE Martin's eating toast for tea With a knick knack paddy whack Give the man some bread Martin Cranie is a red
And it's Hi Ho Martin Cranie! Making Wednesday cry oh baby! We all love Martin Cranie! And the Barn-ser-ley!!!