Martin Devaney. How good is he?

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  1. Jay

    Jay Well-Known Member

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    Haven't seen these last couple of games where he's got the rave reviews, so...

    Is he a Glavin/Hignett type player? Goals, assists, bums on seats, team flies up the table.

    or

    A Martin Bullock? Great to watch, sometimes worth the admission fee just to see him bamboozle the opposition defence, but not much end product.
     
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    Ronnie Bullock

    the spunk of ronnie glavin combined with the guile of bully. And if that doesn't provoke a response from TFP nowt will.
     
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  3. Gue

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    Yes. That's correct. He can only be categorised in one of two ways. ffs.

    Kay up front.
     
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    'kin 'ell. Calm down Dirkette.

    Just using past greats as a comparison.
     
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  5. Gue

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    Aye - Kay up front.

    And Gerrard at right back.
    Even the spacky Swede is listening to you now.
    ''I'm der Sveedish Chef, vere shall I play my most talented midfielder? At right back ov course ... now where is dat aneemal porno?''.

    You & Sven.
    He can provide the hetrosexuality, you provide the hair.
    Better combination than pants & vest.
     
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    Aye - move Gerrard to right back and what do you get?

    Two goals and a victory over Argentina, one set up by Gerrard who wouldn't be in that position had he not been moved to right back.

    I am skill
     
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  7. Gue

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    Yes.

    Cos you can only cross the ball if you are playing at full back.

    Why am I entertaining such a discussion?
    It's like Beethoven talking to Cain Dingle about music.
     
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    RE: Aye - move Gerrard to right back and what do you get?

    What was the home game a couple of years back when Kay started up front?
    I went with my mate who is a Leeds fan.... He likes a bet and asked who was the best value for first scorer. I said Kay (16 to 1 or summat)
    Turns out he was playing up front...quality!!!
    Missed a sitter after 5 minutes I seem to remember ...ah well.
     
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  9. Gue

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    From the Yorky post report

    Devaney was highly impressive, his style akin to that of a poor man's David Ginola.

    Quite funny, but Devaney works hard and helps his defence out.
     
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    RE: Yes.

    Yes, you're the Ludwig van Beethoven of football analysis. I bet you have a PhD in it from Derby university.

    All that spoff has gone to your head you utter mongster.
     
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    Erm ... earwigs? Eh?

    I'm saying that compared to you - I'm the Beethoven of footballing knowledge.
    In fact - compared to you ... the leftover pasta in my bin is Bach & the hole punch in my hand is Strauss.

    You may be able to pillock a family in the Midlands ... but don't mess with me.

    Yeah.
    And your Daddy.
     
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    compared to me

    you're an ugly, bald, chinny pipe merchant. In fact, compared to anybody...
     
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  13. Gue

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    RE: compared to me

    What exactly is a 'pipe merchant' ?
     
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  14. Gue

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  15. Gue

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    RE: Not sure - but here's a song for Jay ...

    Aniseed rock/monitor
     
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    Spunk.

    One of the finest and most under-rated words in the English language.

    Laff? Ah neali spunked up.
     
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    RE: Spunk.

    Spunk's not under used in our house.
     
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    Well that's a load off.
     
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  19. Gue

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    guile of bully?

    Are you still jerking off about that waste of space. He could run but if a gust of wind suddenly blew across Oakwell he'd fall down.

    One of the worst players to pull on a Barnsleyf shirt to be honest!
     
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  20. AIR

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    RE: guile of bully?

    The fact that you think that makes me feel a lot more confident I am right. You Thatcher loving, right winged, fascist bully boy who can't play defender for toffee ....
     
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