RE: Too right! Lost count. BIf what they say is true your **** must be brown and your arse as wide as cheddar gorge.
Sounds adjacent. Trouble is, he comes on here late on after a good fisting round the back of Tromso McDonaldsens in a foul temper and expecting sympathy! Well he can phuque orf.
Tis true I'm a bummerholic! I need it at least twice a day. It all started when i caught Tuffers and E.I.Addio doing a 69! Mentaly scared for the rest of my life!
Well it didn't look like it But i suppose you could have conned Tuffers into thinking it was a chocolate flake!
Anyway... Tuffers tells me you're to return to blighty soon having pick up a job at a Sheffield newspaper. Is that right ?
RE: Anyway... (dunno) You really are... not of this planet eh? eh? Why don't you resign from board and go in the garden and plant yourself there for summer! (blaze)
No hang on.... .... you said that he was coming home soon because he'd heard that working for a Sheffield newpaper he could 'Get it in the Star' - presumably on a regular basis. He's not likly to pass up on a chance like that is he? eh?
RE: No hang on.... (respect) You've redeemed thy sen! He's only coming back if he can be knackers deep in (shithappens)
Honestly If the people on here really knew how much colon companionship you two have together, they wouldn't allow you on this site!
Real men don't get hangovers. I don't. Mostly because I don't drink owt stronger than tea. (Earl Grey, drop of milk, no sugar)