Medical expertise in it's simplest form?........

MEDICAL NOTE:
Next time someone chokes on some food you'll know what to do!

A woman sitting at a restaurant in McKinney, Texas, suddenly began to
cough while eating a giant country-fried steak. After a few seconds it
became apparent that she was in real distress,and two cowboys at the
next table turned to look at her.

"Kin yaw swaller?" asked one of the cowboys.
The woman signalled 'No', desperately shaking her head.

"Kin yaw breathe?" asked the other.
The woman, beginning to turn a bit blue, shook her head "No."

With that,the first cowboy walked over to her, lifted up the back of her
skirt, yanked down her panties, and slowly ran his tongue up and down
the woman's butt crack. This shocked the woman into such a violent spasm
that the obstruction flew out of her mouth and she began to breathe
again.

The cowboy slowly walked back over to his table and proudly took
another drink of his Lone Star beer. His partner sat in admiration,

"Yaw know, I'd heard of that 'Hind-Lick' Manoeuvre, but I ain't never
seen nobody do it!