* The lab test indicated abnormal lover function. * The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and cut, and handed to the paediatrician, who breathed and cried immediately. * Exam of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized. * She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life until 1989 when she got a divorce. * The patient was in his usual state of good health until his airplane ran out of gas and crashed. * Rectal exam revealed a normal size thyroid. (Long fingers?) * Between you and me, we ought to be able to get this lady pregnant. * A midsystolic ejaculation murmur heard over the mitral area. * The patient lives at home with his mother, father, and pet turtle, who is presently enrolled in day care three times a week. * Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation. * She is numb from her toes down. * Exam of genitalia was completely negative except for the right foot. * The patient was to have a bowel resection. However, he took a job as stockbroker instead. * When she fainted, her eyes rolled around the room. * Examination reveals a well-developed male lying in bed with his family in no distress. * She has no rigors or chills but her husband says she was very hot in bed last night. * She can't get pregnant with her husband, so I will work her up. * Whilst in Casualty she was examined, X-rated and sent home. * The patient states there is a burning pain in his penis which goes to his feet. * On the second day the knee was better and on the third day it had completely disappeared. * The patient has been depressed ever since she began seeing me in 1983. * I will be happy to go into her GI system, she seems ready and anxious. * Patient was released to outpatient department without dressing. * I have suggested that he loosen his pants before standing, and then, when he stands with the help of his wife, they should fall to the floor. * The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed. * Discharge status: Alive but without permission. * The patient will need disposition, and therefore we will get Dr. Blank to dispose of him. * Healthy-appearing, decrepit 69 year old male, mentally alert but forgetful. * The patient has no past history of suicides. * The patient expired on the floor uneventfully. * Patient has left his white blood cells at another hospital. * Patient was becoming more demented with urinary frequency. * The patient's past medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40 pound weight gain in the past three days. * She slipped on the ice and apparently her legs went in separate directions in early December. * The patient experienced sudden onset of severe shortness of breath with a picture of acute pulmonary oedema at home while having sex which gradually deteriorated in the emergency room. * Patient has chest pains if she lies on her left side for over a year. * He had a left-toe amputation one month ago. He also had a left-knee amputation last year. * By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped, and he was feeling much better. * The patient is a 79-year-old widow who no longer lives with her husband. * The patient refused an autopsy. * Many years ago the patient had frostbite of the right shoe. * The bugs that grew out of her urine were cultured in the Casualty and are not available. I WILL FIND THEM!!! * The patient left the hospital feeling much better except for her original complaints.
