Mens Advice Column

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  1. Marlon

    Marlon Well-Known Member

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    may have been posted before ,if so here it is again.
    Here is a letter to a male advice columnist, Dear John, and John's response.

    First, the letter:


    Dear John,

    I hope you can help me. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching TV. My car stalled and then broke down about a mile down the road. I had no cell phone with me and had to walk back to get my husband’s help. When I got home, I couldn’t believe my eyes.

    He was in our bedroom with the neighbor’s daughter!

    I am 32, my husband is 34 and the neighbor’s daughter is 19. We have been married for 10 years. When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted they had been having an affair for the past six months. He refuses to go to counseling. I am a wreck and need advice urgently. Can you please help?

    Sincerely, Sheila





    Here is John's response:



    Dear Sheila,

    A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold. Also check all grounding wires. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the injectors.

    I hope this helps,

    John
     
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    Like it heehee!
     
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    Funniest thing I've read for years
     
  4. Marlon

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    used to get loads similar to this from my mate who works in iraq he used to get them from soldiers on tour of duty but since army pulled out he don't come across as many now.
     
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    A positive to the war maybe? Good jokes. We should get back in there.
     
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    Marlon Well-Known Member

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    another positive, he's on a fair wage.
     

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