mens health issues

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  1. DEETEE

    DEETEE Well-Known Member

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    Recently I seem to be eating a considerable amount of spicy food and it is like shitting battery acid. Can some one recommend a good quality arse wipe to remove the sting and soothe my ring?
     
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    Andrex followed by a good healthy dollop of Sudocrem, never fails on ring sting
     
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    DEETEE Well-Known Member

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    Tried that but the Andrex only inflames the situation.
     
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    Stop eating spicy food?
     
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    Wipe with a baby wipes instead of toilet roll
     
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    When I've had similar problems in the past I've always found having sex with a gay porn star always helps
     
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    DEETEE Well-Known Member

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    easier said than done. You don't have a lot of choice when your work mates are Asian et al
     
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    Are you all competitive DeeTee, to see who can eat the hottest food?
     
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    Re:Its threads likethis

    Thats made me realise this site has become a complete waste of time.
     
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    Re: Its threads likethis

    I use baby wipes to soothe and cleanse my cleft.
     
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    A great big lump of coal tar soap works well.
     
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    stick toilet roll in fridge!
     
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    Re: Its threads likethis

    Why?
     
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