In about an hour somebody on that nutjack Barnsley News & Sport page on Facebook will post "hearing rumours we are after..." In the know wannabe loons.
Massy Vkok - Mongolian full back. Hugh Jwilly - hope we don't sign him though, he's a right pr.ick (can't believe that's picked up by swear filter but **** isn't).
One of the employees at my last main client was called A Kitoris. One of his colleagues was Andy Cox.
It definitely is made up too (it's RioRdan). Now back to the real players - Richard Sowt (likes to be called Dick obviously).