Come on then what's your best metaphor one liners. Ill start with a couple I think are hilarious. It will be gone quicker than a smack heads giro. About as much use as a drum kit for Anne Frank Shaking more than Micheal J Fox licking a car battery.
how 'bout mixed metaphors from a our Captain ... 'Back to the drawing board and dust ourselves down' 'Bit of a honeymoon period, we hit the ground flying' 'Standup and dust ourselves down' 'first step to a decent place... A long road with ups and downs' On barnsley-world... all in one interview I think. don't get wrong, here. Conor, we loves ya.
I quite like one of magic Mick McCarthy's comments about a fouled player: "......... he's gone down like a roll o' Lino"
