Could this be the Premiership player we're after? Not played since beginning of January, presumably due to Wayne Bridge coming in. Man City supposedly owe us a favour after using our pitch...
Nowthis does sound more realistic left footed player and in my eyes a very gifted one too. Did nt he play for rangers a few years ago?
Not sure a fat bloke in a frock & wig is quite what were looking for but hey if he can get the ball in the net who can complain