Might not want to look at this

<center><span class="heading"><font size="2">Coca-Cola Championship</font></span>



<table cellspacing="2" cellpadding="2" width="100%" bgcolor="#ffffff" border="0"><tbody><tr bgcolor="#ffffff"><th class="smallheading" valign="bottom" align="center"><font color="#000000">Team</font></th><th class="smallheading" valign="bottom" align="center"><font color="#000000">P</font></th><th class="smallheading" valign="bottom" align="center"><font color="#000000">Pts</font></th><th class="smallheading" align="center"><font color="#000000">Goals
Diff</font></th><th class="smallheading" align="center"><font color="#000000">Goal
Scored</font></th><th class="smallheading" align="center" colspan="2"><font color="#000000">Current
Score</font></th></tr><font color="#000000"><tr bgcolor="#ffff00"><td align="left">West Brom </td><td align="center">2</td><td align="center">6</td><td align="center">3</td><td align="center">3</td><td nowrap="true">1-0 </td><td>v Cardiff</td></tr><tr bgcolor="#ffff00"><td align="left">Burnley </td><td align="center">2</td><td align="center">4</td><td align="center">2</td><td align="center">2</td><td nowrap="true">0-0 </td><td>v Leicester</td></tr><tr bgcolor="#ffff00"><td align="left">Luton </td><td align="center">2</td><td align="center">4</td><td align="center">2</td><td align="center">2</td><td nowrap="true">0-0 </td><td>v Sheff Wed</td></tr><tr bgcolor="#98fb98"><td align="left">Crystal Palace </td><td align="center">2</td><td align="center">4</td><td align="center">1</td><td align="center">2</td><td nowrap="true">0-0 </td><td>v Southend</td></tr><tr bgcolor="#ff0000"><td align="left">Leeds </td><td align="center">2</td><td align="center">4</td><td align="center">1</td><td align="center">1</td><td nowrap="true">0-0 </td><td>v QPR</td></tr><tr bgcolor="#ff0000"><td align="left">Southend </td><td align="center">2</td><td align="center">4</td><td align="center">1</td><td align="center">1</td><td nowrap="true">0-0 </td><td>v Crystal Palace</td></tr><tr><td align="left">Birmingham </td><td align="center">1</td><td align="center">3</td><td align="center">1</td><td align="center">2</td><td colspan="2"> </td></tr><tr><td align="left">Coventry </td><td align="center">1</td><td align="center">3</td><td align="center">1</td><td align="center">2</td><td colspan="2"> </td></tr><tr><td align="left">Cardiff </td><td align="center">2</td><td align="center">3</td><td align="center">0</td><td align="center">2</td><td nowrap="true">0-1 </td><td>v West Brom</td></tr><tr><td align="left">Hull </td><td align="center">2</td><td align="center">3</td><td align="center">0</td><td align="center">2</td><td nowrap="true">2-0 </td><td>v Barnsley</td></tr><tr><td align="left">Derby </td><td align="center">2</td><td align="center">2</td><td align="center">0</td><td align="center">2</td><td nowrap="true">0-0 </td><td>v Stoke</td></tr><tr><td align="left">Plymouth </td><td align="center">2</td><td align="center">2</td><td align="center">0</td><td align="center">1</td><td nowrap="true">0-0 </td><td>v Colchester</td></tr><tr><td align="left">Wolverhampton </td><td align="center">2</td><td align="center">2</td><td align="center">0</td><td align="center">1</td><td nowrap="true">0-0 </td><td>v Ipswich</td></tr><tr><td align="left">Preston </td><td align="center">2</td><td align="center">2</td><td align="center">0</td><td align="center">0</td><td nowrap="true">0-0 </td><td>v Norwich</td></tr><tr><td align="left">Sheff Wed </td><td align="center">2</td><td align="center">2</td><td align="center">0</td><td align="center">0</td><td nowrap="true">0-0 </td><td>v Luton</td></tr><tr><td align="left">Southampton </td><td align="center">1</td><td align="center">1</td><td align="center">0</td><td align="center">2</td><td colspan="2"> </td></tr><tr><td align="left">Colchester </td><td align="center">2</td><td align="center">1</td><td align="center">-1</td><td align="center">1</td><td nowrap="true">0-0 </td><td>v Plymouth</td></tr><tr><td align="left">Ipswich </td><td align="center">2</td><td align="center">1</td><td align="center">-1</td><td align="center">1</td><td nowrap="true">0-0 </td><td>v Wolverhampton</td></tr><tr><td align="left">Norwich </td><td align="center">2</td><td align="center">1</td><td align="center">-1</td><td align="center">0</td><td nowrap="true">0-0 </td><td>v Preston</td></tr><tr><td align="left">Stoke </td><td align="center">2</td><td align="center">1</td><td align="center">-1</td><td align="center">0</td><td nowrap="true">0-0 </td><td>v Derby</td></tr><tr bgcolor="#ff0000"><td align="left">Leicester </td><td align="center">2</td><td align="center">1</td><td align="center">-2</td><td align="center">0</td><td nowrap="true">0-0 </td><td>v Burnley</td></tr><tr bgcolor="#ff0000"><td align="left">QPR </td><td align="center">2</td><td align="center">1</td><td align="center">-2</td><td align="center">0</td><td nowrap="true">0-0 </td><td>v Leeds</td></tr><tr bgcolor="#00ffff"><td align="left">Sunderland </td><td align="center">1</td><td align="center">0</td><td align="center">-1</td><td align="center">1</td><td colspan="2"> </td></tr><tr bgcolor="#00ffff"><td align="left">Barnsley </td><td align="center">2</td><td align="center">0</td><td align="center">-3</td><td align="center">1</td><td nowrap="true">0-2 </td><td>v Hull</td></tr></font></tbody></table></p></center>

 

It's like the fig leaf with the words 'Don't touch'.............

it just has to be done.

 

I might have to invest in a pair of boxers with 'dont touch' written on them then

oh dear</p>

 

I've tried that.

I have a penis with 'Please don't touch' tattooed on it. Well, "Pl".

 

There I was thinking it had

pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeease on it

 

RE: I've tried that.

In very large letters though. Right?

 

RE: There I was thinking it had

It's amazing what you can do with Photoshop. And a dictionary.

 

He forgot to say it was written in several languages

 

RE: I've tried that.

Obviously. Through a telescope. It's a serif font though. I blame that.