Mish, my late uncle Sixpence and my windfall - the story so far.

*Windy · Mar 26, 2008

Dear Sir/Madam

I am Mr.Mahadin Nishumura ,account officer in bank of Africa. A
contractor made a deposit for 12 months
valued at USD$11.5 million. Upon maturity, I sent a routine
notification to his forwarding address but got
no reply.

After a month, we discovered from his contract employers,that the
depositor had died. On further
investigation,I found out that he died with out making a (WILL). and
the money is still sitting in our
Bank.

However my proposal to you is that i want to front you as his (Next of
kin) if this transaction intrest you
kindly let me know so i can advice you on how we are going to execute
this deal.please get back to me
through this email id : maha_nishumura112@yahoo.com.au

Regards,

Mr.Mahadin Nishumura 

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Yes,I would like to help you.

Arthur Sixpence.

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DearArthur Sixpence,

Thanks very much for your mail towards this transaction.However,i am now very happy that you are willing to assist me to get this fund that was left behind so that the bank where this fund was deposited will not sit on the fund.
However,you should understand that i am the personal lawyer to the (Late MrThompson Mack ) and also since you bear the same surname to my late client all i need from you is for you to make sure that you are a very good christians so that both of us will join hand together and get this fund out from the bank where your late uncle depodited this fund before he died.

Please before i will be giving to you an "APPLICATION LETTER OF CLAIMS FOR YOU TO FILL AND SEND TO THE BANK" you should send to me this information which i will use to prepare all the vital documents on your name in order for bank to release the fund into your nominated bank account without any further delay.

Below is what i need from you now.

1) YOUR FULL NAME:
2) YOUR CONTACT HOME ADDRESS:
3) YOUR TEL & FAX NUMBER:

Please i will be expecting this information now so that i will use it to prepare the application letter of claims for you to fill the blank space of it an send to the bank including all the backup documents on your name so that you will submitt all to the bank where my late client "MrThompson Mack" so that the bank will know you as the real next of kin before they will transfer the money into your account.

You can also as well call me on my private phone if you have any question towards this matter or you get back to me through email.This is to let you know that this transaction will only take 7working days for this transaction to get done ok.

Many thanks to you for the willingness in this transaction.

Thanks,

Mr. Mahadin Nishumura.
Phone:+ 234-8082847188 

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Dear Nish,

That'll do for me. It's great to hear that you're a Christian and not one of them Islams althoughI am obviously a bit gutted that my uncle pegged it.

My full name is Arthur Donkey Tablelamp Sixpence and my address is -

New Scotland Yard
Broadway
London
SW1H 0BG

The telephone number is 020 7230 1212. If a woman answers that's my large breasted au-pair girl, just tell her it's about the surprise windfall inheritance.

Yours in God and that,

Arthur Sixpence.

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Dear Arthur Sixpence,

Thank you very much for your mail.Well i am very happy for the information you provided in this transaction as required of you but i must confess to you that you should have to fill out the APPLICATION FORM which i told you in myprevours email so that you will have to send it to the bank E-MAIL ADDRESS ON THIS APPLICATION for them to start proceeding on your transfer immediately on how you will be receving your fund into your account.Please below is the bank information.

APPLICATION FORM TO FILL AND SEND TO THE BANK EMAIL ADDRESS ON THE APPLCATION



THE BANK DIRECTOR
ATTN: JAMES YOUNG, .
UNITED BANK FOR AFRICA.
24 IKOYI CLOSE LAGOS NIGERIA
TEL: +234-08034039326
FAX: +234-08120486
E-MAIL: fuib@ctg-onlineplc.com

E-Mail: fuib@ctg-onlineplc.com

ACCOUNT NAME:MR .THOMPSON MACK(DECEASED)
ACCOUNT NUMBER: 581-380-660-001
REFERENCE NUMBER: NWB-1181WB-NL-014-1997
DEPOSIT NUMBER: NWB1581-380-660-001
DEPOSIT TYPE: BANKERS ACCEPTANCE
TENURE: LONG TERM
AMOUNT: $11,500,000.00
SIGNATORY:MR. THOMPSON MACK (DECEASED)

INSTRUCTION FOR REPATRIATION OF FUNDS WITH THE ABOVE ACCOUNT INFORMATIONS:

I AMARTHUR SIXPENCE , THE NEXT OF KIN TO ONE OF YOUR DECEASED CLIENT, MR.THOMPSON MACK, OWNER AND OPERATOR OF THE ABOVE BANK ACCOUNT WITH DETAILS AS ABOVE. I APPLY FOR THE REPATRIATION OF MY LATE UNCLE'S FUNDS CONTAINED IN HIS SAID BANK ACCOUNT BASED ON THE PRELIMINARY LEGAL PROCESSES THAT HAVE AWARDED MY UNCLE'S FUNDS TO ME, I HUMBLY WISH TO INSTRUCT YOU TO TRANSFER THE TOTAL SUM OF THIRTEEN MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS ONLY (US$11.5M) OF HIS CREDIT TO MY BANK ACCOUNT WITH DETAILS AS FOLLOWS:

BANK NAME AND ADDRESS:.........................
ACCOUNT NUMBER:................................
BENEFICIARY NAME:..............................
SWIFT CODE (IFAVAILABLE).......................

FURTHER INSTRUCTION FOR THE REMITTANCE OF THE BALANCE AMOUNT (IF ANY) IN THE SAID BANK ACCOUNT SHALL BE ISSUED SUBSEQUENTLY BY ME. PLEASE TREAT AS VERY URGENT, AND DO NOT HESITATE TO GET BACK TO ME WITH YOUR REQUIREMENTS FOR GRANTING THIS APPLICATION AND EXECUTION HAVE THE ATTENDANT REMITTANCE INSTRUCTION. MY CONTACTS ARE AS FOLLOWS:

OCCUPATION:............................
SEX:...................................
AGE:...................................
HOME ADDRESS:..........................
OFFICEADDRESS:.........................
OFFICETELEPHONE/FAXNUMBER:.............
HOMETELEPHONE/FAXNUMBER:...............
MAILING ADDRESS:.......................
EMAIL ADDRESS:.........................

THANKING YOU IN ADVANCE FOR YOUR CO-OPERATION.

YOUR NAME.



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Dear Aurth,



How are you today,Please I want to know if you have filled out the Application form and send it to the bank so that they bank will make your transfer into your account without any inch.

I am looking forward to hear from you soon,



thanks,



Mr.Mahadin



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Dear Mish,



Yes, I have filled in the form and sented it to the bankings. When will the money come?



Yours in God and that,

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SEND ME A COPY OF THE APPLICATION YOU SENT TO THE BANK.



THANKS,



MURA



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Dear Mish,

It was this one, the one what you sent me. I filled it in and sent it like what you said. When will the money come? Only I fell off my bike and bent my basket you see and now it keeps pulling to the left and I nearly went in the canal last night.

APPLICATION FORM TO FILL AND SEND TO THE BANK EMAIL ADDRESS ON THE APPLCATION



THE BANK DIRECTOR
ATTN: JAMES YOUNG, .
UNITED BANK FOR AFRICA.
24 IKOYI CLOSE LAGOS NIGERIA
TEL: +234-08034039326
FAX: +234-08120486
E-MAIL: fuib@ctg-onlineplc.com

E-Mail: fuib@ctg-onlineplc.com

 ACCOUNT NAME:MR .THOMPSON MACK(DECEASED)
ACCOUNT NUMBER: 581-380-660-001
REFERENCE NUMBER: NWB-1181WB-NL-014-1997
DEPOSIT NUMBER: NWB1581-380-660-001
DEPOSIT TYPE: BANKERS ACCEPTANCE
TENURE: LONG TERM
AMOUNT: $11,500,000.00
SIGNATORY:MR. THOMPSON MACK (DECEASED)

INSTRUCTION FOR REPATRIATION OF FUNDS WITH THE ABOVE ACCOUNT INFORMATIONS:

I AMARTHUR SIXPENCE , THE NEXT OF KIN TO ONE OF YOUR DECEASED CLIENT, MR.THOMPSON MACK, OWNER AND OPERATOR OF THE ABOVE BANK ACCOUNT WITH DETAILS AS ABOVE. I APPLY FOR THE REPATRIATION OF MY LATE UNCLE'S FUNDS CONTAINED IN HIS SAID BANK ACCOUNT BASED ON THE PRELIMINARY LEGAL PROCESSES THAT HAVE AWARDED MY UNCLE'S FUNDS TO ME, I HUMBLY WISH TO INSTRUCT YOU TO TRANSFER THE TOTAL SUM OF THIRTEEN MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS ONLY (US$11.5M) OF HIS CREDIT TO MY BANK ACCOUNT WITH DETAILS AS FOLLOWS:

BANK NAME AND ADDRESS:.........................
ACCOUNT NUMBER:................................
BENEFICIARY NAME:..............................
SWIFT CODE (IFAVAILABLE).......................

FURTHER INSTRUCTION FOR THE REMITTANCE OF THE BALANCE AMOUNT (IF ANY) IN THE SAID BANK ACCOUNT SHALL BE ISSUED SUBSEQUENTLY BY ME. PLEASE TREAT AS VERY URGENT, AND DO NOT HESITATE TO GET BACK TO ME WITH YOUR REQUIREMENTS FOR GRANTING THIS APPLICATION AND EXECUTION HAVE THE ATTENDANT REMITTANCE INSTRUCTION. MY CONTACTS ARE AS FOLLOWS:

OCCUPATION:............................
SEX:...................................
AGE:...................................
HOME ADDRESS:..........................
OFFICEADDRESS:.........................
OFFICETELEPHONE/FAXNUMBER:.............
HOMETELEPHONE/FAXNUMBER:...............
MAILING ADDRESS:.......................
EMAIL ADDRESS:.........................

THANKING YOU IN ADVANCE FOR YOUR CO-OPERATION.

YOUR NAME.

Thankyou for helping me skank the bank outof the lolly.



Don'tsquash your knackers in a vice,



Arthur sixpence.

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DJ Fatty Boy · Mar 26, 2008

Quality, my favourite bit is...................

'fell off my bike and bent my basket you see and now it keeps pulling to the left and I nearly went in the canal last night.'

M1 Tyke · Mar 26, 2008

Isn't Arther Donkey Tablelamp Sixpence the official name

of Kipper Jackson

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