Mmmmmm

If the sun is so bright why is space always dark lol

 

And how do you get triangles from a cow?

 

Why does sour cream have a best by date

 

How. Did the person who set the first clock know what time it was.

 

How can you tell when you've run out of invisible ink

 

Why are pizza that are round come in a square box

 

If nothing sticks to Teflon how do they get Teflon to stick to the pan

 

If olive oil comes from olives
Where does baby oil come from

 

If quitters never win
and winners never quit
Who came up with quit whilst you're still ahead

 

Why does overlook and
oversee mean opposite things

 

Why is a boxing Ring square

 

Have you ever heard a dog whistle ?.
(no because they keep dropping it lol)

 

When we turn the telly upside down the pictures upside down but the sound isn't.

 

Move things in a car it's shipment, move things in a ship it's cargo.

 

When you buy unsmoked bacon and find out it had never been smoked in the first place.

 

Why do smoke alarm batteries always run out at 3am?