modern day maths.......

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  1. Boaty Tyke

    Boaty Tyke Well-Known Member

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    *Liverpool (change to other City if required) schools are finally starting to teach practical maths that kids can use in real-world situations.

    1.Keanu steals Dave's skateboard. As Keanu skates away at 15 mph, Dave loads his .357 Magnum piece. If it takes Dave 20 seconds to load his piece, how far away will Keanu be when he gets whacked?

    2. Lee has two ounces of cocaine. If he sells an eight-ball to Brian for £320 and two grams to Doug for £85 per gram, what will be the street value of the rest of his gear?
    3. Steve wants to cut the pound of cocaine he bought for £40,000 to make 20% profit.. How many ounce bags will he need to make to get the 20% upside?

    4. Mike gets £2000 for a stolen BMW, £1500 for an Audi and £1000 for a 4x4. If he steals one BMW, two Audis, and three 4x4s, how many more Audis must he steal to have £9000?

    5. Pete got six years for murdering Baz for stealing Paul's BMW. He Got £10,000 for the hit. If his common-law wife spends £100 of his hit money per month, how much money will be left when he gets out?

    6. If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square feet and the average letter is three square feet, how many letters can be sprayed with three 8-oz. cans of spray paint with 20% paint left over?

    7. Britney is a lookout for the gang. Britney also has a Boa Constrictor that eats five rats per week at a cost of £5.00 per rat. If Britney makes £700.00 a week as lookout, how many weeks can she feed her snake with one week's income?

    8. Winston has an AK-47 with a 30-round magazine. He usually misses six out of every ten shots and he uses 13 rounds per drive-by shooting. How many drive-by shootings will Winston hit before he reloads?
     
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    85 quid a gram for charlie? Damn he's being ripped off.
     

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