Modern Version of the Birds and Bees

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  1. Caz

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    A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"

    The father answers: "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!"

    "You're Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe."

    "We sneaked into a secluded room, I upgraded my floppy to a stiffy and then your Mom agreed to do a download from my hard drive."

    "As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button."

    "Nine months later a blessed little Pop-up appeared and said":
    "You've Got Male"
     

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